Quote, Punquote - The Lost Years
"Call me Fishmail."
"In a hole in the ground there lived a Bobbit."
"I am a sick man. I am an angry man. I am an unattractive man. I think there is something wrong with my fiver."
"In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. 'Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone,' he told me, 'just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the arm bandages that you've had."
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N.B. A Google image search for "loins" brings up only loins of the meat kind, or loins of the misspelled lions kinds. Hardly any genitals at all.
P.S. Yes I know this post wasn't very good.