Silencing Interest - perhaps a new motto?
Testicles reign inn - ditch the last 'n' and this is also known as "spontaneous feminization".
Nieces renting slit - a Footscray uncle's fondest dream.
Elect tigers in inns - because where else do you elect a tiger? Go on, tell me.
Linens entice gits - an important lesson for those of you with loose morals and Egyptian cotton sheets.
Enticing lesser tin - otherwise known as "fool's tin".
Generic tinsel nits - a common Christmastime pest.
Genetic lint sirens - Ever wondered how you just knew there was some fluff in your bellybutton?
Incense lingers tit - Think you'll be up for another round come morning? Stop your one-night stand from taking a taxi home but lighting up a few sticks of Sunflower Daydream.
Sir Glint Sentience - the android kiddy-fiddler.
Remainders: "erect gents", "Leninist gin".