These excerpts from submissions to Isaac Asimov's Science Fiction Magazine will hurt your brain with their badness. For example:
"Ejaculations aside, that's one hell of a package to swallow!"Indeed. No context is given, but whatever it is cannot possibly make that sentence read any better. Same goes for:
They were human in every way but they owned the necks, heads, facial expressions were that of a chicken.My favourite is the almost Joycean (as in my Great Aunt "Crazy" Joyce, not James) prose poetry of:
The afternoon was very calm but consolidated. The birds were singing but were not blithesome.