Now that certain people I've never heard of have been exposed as frauds, it is time for me to roll out the skeletons I have been hoarding all these years. Sure, careers will suffer, even end, and there may be suicides, but the truth will out! All the gory details will appear in my forthcoming tell-all book, but for now here are some brief, shocking, revelations:
- Dame Edna Everage is really...a man!
- Ali G is really...a comedian named Sacha Baron Cohen!
- k.d. lang is really...a woman!
- Helen Demidenko is really...Bryce Courtney!
- Gene Simmons is really...fairly lukewarm about women.